The following involves bodily fluids and the like. If you do not appreciate such stories, stop reading NOW. This evening I had to change an incredibly dirty diaper. One that was creeping up the back. Seth has recently decided that his time could be better spent doing other things than lying on the floor while mommy cleans him up. Diapers have not been so easy lately. Tonight, however took the cake. In order to keep him from running away with a poopy bum I had to literally pin him to the floor (my feet on his arms) and hold both of his legs with one hand while trying to wipe. He is a strong little bugger. Finally, I managed to get him all cleaned up but noticed that somehow he had gotten poo all over the clean diaper. Thinking that he didn't need to be pinned down unnecesarily while I tried to clean off the clean diaper (those things are expensive and I am cheap), I let him up. He promptly peed on the floor. And then tried to crawl away. And slipped. All over the place. It was a great evening.
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